What's goinig to happen when latex fashion makes it to the States and the Wal-Mart customer base? something like this?
A 400 pound "Mega-Moo" in skin tight bright Day-Glo Pink Latex, every bump and crease of her cottage cheese thighs outlined perfectly, as are the rolls of fat around her waist, her legs are as big as your waist, with a butt so big the Hwy Dept makes her wear a stenciled sign saying "WIDE LOAD" on her ass, her tits sagging down to rest on her protruding stomach, a double big Mac in one hand, a super sized order of fries in the other walking up to you and asking, "Does my new Latex outfit make me look sexy?"
Lady, even an act of Congress couldn't make you look sexy.
Honestly, the way you prevent that sort of scenario is exactly the way Wal-Mart would do it too:
You insist that it would be "immoral" to sell anything like that and insist that this clothing style be "censored" for the sake of the children. Meaning removed from the shelves if ever allowed there in the first place.
Really, that's how it worked with the shiny, faux-leggings thing: Target sold them, Wal-Mart refused to. And locally, at my end there's apparently been some pressure on Mall Stores (like "Forever 21") to not sell the leggings either. Apparently there's people in my hometown who have their nuts in a knot (yes, even for uptight Americans) and don't want the leggings sold, period. Media types mainly, who are part of the newspaper and one of the (harder-right) TV stations in town.
And seriously, if you've ever been in the States at all, you know how this goes: the latest "sexy" fashions are going to be cut and sized *smaller* on average anyway. So even if latex and leggings did make it, they would come in sizes so small that they barely fit anyone.
I'm more worried about the above fat person scenario happening with lycra or spandex, myself. Things with nylon in them seem to fly right under the radar.... o_O
(then again, if you've been to an NFL football game, you also know that abuses of body-paint fly right under the radar too....for shame)
Just my two cents,
Bradley Poe (who is relieved that EGL keeps gaining momentum in the States--since some EGL looks can actually be doable or even flattering on larger people)
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What's goinig to happen when latex fashion makes it to the States and the Wal-Mart customer base? something like this?
A 400 pound "Mega-Moo" in skin tight bright Day-Glo Pink Latex, every bump and crease of her cottage cheese thighs outlined perfectly, as are the rolls of fat around her waist, her legs are as big as your waist, with a butt so big the Hwy Dept makes her wear a stenciled sign saying "WIDE LOAD" on her ass, her tits sagging down to rest on her protruding stomach, a double big Mac in one hand, a super sized order of fries in the other walking up to you and asking, "Does my new Latex outfit make me look sexy?"
Lady, even an act of Congress couldn't make you look sexy.
Honestly, the way you prevent that sort of scenario is exactly the way Wal-Mart would do it too:
You insist that it would be "immoral" to sell anything like that and insist that this clothing style be "censored" for the sake of the children. Meaning removed from the shelves if ever allowed there in the first place.
Really, that's how it worked with the shiny, faux-leggings thing: Target sold them, Wal-Mart refused to. And locally, at my end there's apparently been some pressure on Mall Stores (like "Forever 21") to not sell the leggings either. Apparently there's people in my hometown who have their nuts in a knot (yes, even for uptight Americans) and don't want the leggings sold, period. Media types mainly, who are part of the newspaper and one of the (harder-right) TV stations in town.
And seriously, if you've ever been in the States at all, you know how this goes: the latest "sexy" fashions are going to be cut and sized *smaller* on average anyway. So even if latex and leggings did make it, they would come in sizes so small that they barely fit anyone.
I'm more worried about the above fat person scenario happening with lycra or spandex, myself. Things with nylon in them seem to fly right under the radar.... o_O
(then again, if you've been to an NFL football game, you also know that abuses of body-paint fly right under the radar too....for shame)
Just my two cents,
Bradley Poe (who is relieved that EGL keeps gaining momentum in the States--since some EGL looks can actually be doable or even flattering on larger people)
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